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Jerry Seinfeld, Yakov Smirnoff, & Dana Carvey "Three of the Best" Show #128

October 02, 2022 Scott Edwards Season 3 Episode 128
Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
Jerry Seinfeld, Yakov Smirnoff, & Dana Carvey "Three of the Best" Show #128
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No kidding, I have put together live stage recordings from three of the best standup comics you should have heard of. First, from 1983, Dana Carvey doing material that is familiar, yet years before he was on Saturday Night Live. Next is famous Russian Comic Yakov Smirnoff from when he opened for Jerry Seinfeld in 1980. Yakov went on to a tremendous career and is still performing today! Closing we have from that same week, Jerry Seinfeld, as a fresh young comic just out from New York. He too went of to fame & fortune; but years after this live performance. You will enjoy the material just as much now, as the audiences did back then. I am proud that these young guys worked my stages....enjoy!

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This is another episode of stand up comedy, your host and emcee, celebrating 40 plus years on the fringe of show business, stories, interviews and comedy sets from the famous and not so famous. Here's your host and emcee Scott at words.

Scott Edwards:

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this week's show. And I've titled it three of the best. And there's going to be no doubt about that. Closing the show coming up later on, recorded back in 1980. In my original room in old Sacramento, that was a converted banquet room in a restaurant. Ladies and gentlemen, Jerry Seinfeld. That's right. He's went on to fame and fortune with the Seinfeld show. And lots of TV specials. Very, very funny guy. If you haven't heard of him, you're not from this planet. And then the feature position are second of the three of the best, very talented comic. We were one of the first rooms he worked when he came over from his home country of Russia. That's right. It's famous Russian comic. Yakov Smirnoff. Very talented guy. I know you enjoy his comedy in this set. He was actually the opening act for Jerry Seinfeld back in 1980. So those two work together and I'll tell you why a little bit later. And right now to kick things off. Three of the best includes mazing opening act. He is one of the stars of Saturday Night Live. He's done a couple of movies. In fact, he's got his own podcast is doing very well right now. That's right. It's my good friend, Dana Carvey, he's done musical comedy impressions, and just a terrific stand up comic. So this set that we're gonna listen to right now, was recorded in 1983. So a few years after the later recordings, and it's really funny stuff. It's from a headlining set. It's just a portion, but i know you enjoy it. So sit back and enjoy some tremendous stand up comedy by the one and only Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey:

Show she's moving I'm going English and French and Swedish people making love sure this shows gotten completely out of hand. I would be dead oh, let's all get naked order waffles. What do you say? We have a couple other waffles in the kitchen. He gets his phone bill Oh watch Deepak V the mouth fish moves in. Oh, I touched it I have herpes I'm sorry a breeze for and say hey, I got herpes pretty simple game understanding or making love. I said I love the fact you have fat you got me pi beat me with me. Anyway, the bad fish back. And now a word from Jacques Cousteau the bad fish when we left it last week heading south looking for a tobacco a plan to mate with the pet fish moving in to see the female pet fish moving around. Never before have I seen such a hot pipe Fisichella, Shawn or pet fish but it's moving in the sea. Get out of the water Felipe Johan a Frenchman you're gonna be they make me hardly any way they move in their pipe. Yes, there is an ending I'm sure somewhere the pipe fish moves around moves around slowly slowly attracting her mate waving hotair like these as if to say to a prospective mate no one down by what brain Yeah, just stick that your mouth and suck on it. Okay. My dad smoked. I've always made me fill the pipe. You know, I don't say your dad would fill the pipe and he asked you to hold the wheel and you'd like five and really intense on an icy road at night with lots of turns. And you go over the sign everyone go to the hospital remember that? That happened to remember that? Apparently not Okay gotta watch out for these guys to high school with a metal detector. Don't laugh I found $1 last weekend. Some dog poop What the hell is this on the stage a robber for a midget What is this what is that? Who put this year who put this hair I'm gonna have an answer and maybe you want to go to your room when you're ready to be with others you can come on out I've had it up to you it was it was planting demand by fish this is a nice audience hey do something with that like about a fish thing and balloon fish Where's Jesse? Frantically waving his balloon like shape the mayor balloon face motion blow on me I will get bigger oh my god what have we got here? This is the kitchen is still open if you want to order you can get some of this hot sauce and spill it all over your day there for Ooh these don't look too good after flying ship fish were the odd sauce fish moose in spreading the span this dirty I'm very sorry for the backline what's he doing? I can't hear what was that hot sauce What do you say? You're probably using me right now but I still don't understand the pipe thing that's just with a pipe fish. I mean it wasn't a fish you just hold the pipe back the whole time that's holding me off I don't know why I'm kind of wrapped up like this. I don't know what to do. Yeah, so I have a pretty good life so far. I don't know what to change you don't ever feel like you just want to affect the world it's like have things react to you like walk down the street someone asked you what time it is and you go well it's pretty light walk into seventh level walk up the guy with a white coat on here the frozen foods given this look skinny Could you tell me where the frozen fishes please guys, I'm pretty sure have a pipe I don't know where the fish is. Another one it goes hang outside a beauty salon. Your beauty salon? Because you know when people do get their hair if you're kind of insecure, you don't think it looks good? If you hang out all day. What's your name? Ron. You've been picked on twice tonight. I apologize for that. You've been a good quarterback Give me five. Run on a lovely man. He said it was sexual. Oh another man said he loved him. Is it hard to tell people you love him? Is that kind of a trip? Apparently it is sharp. He's talking about love. I can take the dick jokes but not love to talk about human feelings. You know it's like when your friend gets drunk and he tells you and you're not drunk. He doesn't seem right you know it's like hey, love you man. Shut up. I don't want to get heavy now okay, I don't eat my Cheetos my doctor PIB and get out of here all right. Love you same guy you put an ad in for roommate he shows up doesn't move his mouth will knock on the door. Excuse me. Did you put an ad in for revert? No like Could I just live here it was a sandbox outside want to hang out there for a while sandbox. What you do is you're hanging out Ron's beauty salon people come out looking very insecure to new hairdo you don't know them you walk up to important the hair and go That's too bad. Also shampoo what kind of shampoo do you sell your store? Nexus I'm tired of shampoo that describes what kind of haircuts for on the bottle they rip you up. Usually it's your Mac you know you go to you go buy the shampoo. I was looking the guy says go ahead with price check on the shampoo for dry brittle, frizzy rat infested greasy crappy looking hair here. It's not for me it's for my dog man. I saw one for sensitive hair and you should always have good for sensitive hair. What the hell is sensitive? Well Don't shampoo me he gave me good good cream rethinks gay kinky when makes her behave, you know, Hey, man, I'm not gonna behave. I'm gonna do whatever I want stand up on in my behavior. makes hair behave. Knit you Once you send money with just teasing you know a lot of sexual energy comes out of being on stage you know I'm not totally responsible for everything I do up here because you know I mean do you guys do things you don't mean in life like you go to the post office the guy says you know you kind of buy some stamps and guesses okay and you go Fuck you and the guy goes why'd you flip me off he goes spasm sorry I slept horribly last night oh sorry this one I did the other day I went to McDonald's order all this food came with a table and I said I'm not going to pay it come back man. The best one the best one is to go to a bakery where they have the pastry behind the glass is very simple with lots of fun when it comes your turn to order point at the glazed donuts and order three chocolate eclairs skin they all have three chocolate chocolate the guy says goodbye go down these are not these are regrettable. Glyphicon now do you ever accidentally mimic someone with a foreign accent? Does that embarrass you when you do it I do it you don't mean it but you go no I want you to go out right the guy's face gets all red you make fun of where I talk dumb God you you pitch up some you people get hostile like that don't think I'm in a laundromat the other day I asked this guy where the detergent machine was he thought I was trying to hassle him I just said where is it? He goes Hey look at me and my you got their mommy and my umami every time you gotta got them quest you're gonna come to me pal. I don't like getting hassled you don't I mean? I just got my hair cut at Ron's and I pissed off right so I looked at and said thanks for sharing thank youƒor remit yeah I just had a six pack of but love your mail same Laurie. I love people who will tell you their life story you don't know. You know these people you meet them. The elders were same learning that same day. This woman walks up to me. I said hi. Expect her back. She goes Oh, hi. How do you know my name is Sue do you have to name foo? I like it. I don't know. Do you think that maybe she was some way you think I should make a cup of here? Maybe I'll permit I don't know. I'll see what Ron says. I don't know what I'll do. You know why reference? See he's so cute. He's got herpes. He sells cocaine. I like him a lot. I don't know why. I may just cook okay, if you think I should marry him I like named Greg. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't even know what I look at and go hey, what am I you got? Damn mommy. Every time you got a goddamn because you come to me. Do you ever get intimidated when you get caught singing in the car? And you stopped singing? I do it you're having a good time with me. I'm never nervous that you look over guys looking at you pretend you're yawning just yawning man. Falling for half mile post carbon. Why was yawning you son of a bitch. I was not singing. You look at his haircut and go, that's too bad. You get killed in the car and you're driving. You ask the passenger in the seat next year to look out the window and see if it's clear to switch lanes. And you need a specific response. But you don't always get it in life. And it's like, Hey, is it clear and they go what are you supposed to do and information? We're looking at it on people like that working at the airport. Like this is not a one on one. Is that clear take off or? I? Yeah. Looks pretty good. Go ahead, you probably make the worst one of the car has to be hands down. Hey, is it clear? Go now go now. That'll shorten your life. If you have a friend who smoke too much pot, is it clear? I guess so.

Scott Edwards:

Telling you Dana's always one of the best when it comes to stand up comedy. He could just go on forever and ever very funny. His impressions, his voice dialects. His humor was always well received and he was so good with the audience. Always a lot of audience participation. I'm sure you enjoyed that set. And that was from 1983. One of the things I wanted to mention that this podcast and this particular show proof Whose is it? Even though it's been over 30 years, the comedy still stands. I think it's still as funny today as it was then. And I hope you agree. Anyway, let's keep this moving right along three of the best. Our second act was actually the opening act back in 1984. Jerry Seinfeld, he was a Russian comic. He had come over from Russia, where he had been a comic, working on cruise ships on the Black Sea. When he got to America, he was barely able to understand and speak English, but laughs unlimited was one of the first clubs he worked. He was a terrific guy to have on stage, he would sing songs, he would do Russian dances. But right now I'm going to share some of his original stand up comedy from back in 1980 when he was the opening act, ladies and gentlemen, enjoy the comedy of famous Russian comic, Yakov Smirnoff. We hope everybody's as comfortable as possible. It's always new and exciting experience on a Saturday night when we get a full house. Bear with us a little bit. We are new. This is only our fifth week getting into our fifth week here at laughs unlimited. And we have some fantastic waitress service. I know you don't believe it, but they are here. And they're out there amongst you somewhere and they will get to you as soon as possible. But in the meantime, we'll entertain you with the best top quality entertainment available. Let me say first of all, welcome to laughs unlimited. This is Sacramento's only all comedy show room Thank you. It wasn't easy to bring it here. But it's here. We're bringing in three top comics each and every week. We have a new show starting every Tuesday. And if the the future is gonna be just like the past, which has been fantastic. We've had some real excellent shows. And you people real lucky because we have a real special in this week. Right now. I think we'll get on with the show. Get off the stage. Does this a real quick question? How many here by applause? Is this your first time here? Okay. How many this is your last time here? Okay, well, the majority is still with us. Let's keep them going. Right now. I've got such a talent for you first. Our first comic is from Russia. You're going oh, how could he be funny minute this guy is great. In fact, he's booked next week in Afghanistan for the soldier so he's a lot of fun if you'd like to read up on him. He was just featured in this month we magazine No, no, he's not the fold out. Now he's written up in the back section. You gotta look out for that. He Is he is he just got here from Russia. He's been playing all the comedy stores down in Southern California. He was on the make me laugh TV show. Let's have a big round of applause for Yakov Smirnoff

Yakov Smirnoff:

Hi my name is Jakob smear them for I'm I'm comedian from Russia. I know what you're saying. Oh, no, not another Russian comedian. Yeah, consider that is not my real name. It's my stage name. My real name is Johnny. Johnny Walker. Danny Walker read I didn't defect from Russia. They asked me to leave. I like America because here here you have freedom of speech. You can go even to President Carter and you could say I don't like Carter. We can do the same thing in Russia. We can go to Virginia we can say I don't like Carter it's a it's a first year I'm watching the election campaign in America. It's a lot of fun. You see in Russia we also have two political parties, the living and the dead. Election day you walk into the room there are two boxes. You put volunteers in one box, or they put you in the other. No problem. I'll tell foodies in food is interesting. The most popular food in Russia is a bread sandwich. It's bread and bread. You have the same with here. It's called big mark. Same thing. I shouldn't make fun about the American food but sometimes I get a little bit homesick because nothing is better than real homemade Russian bread made from real Kansas wheat. Nothing is better than that. After the grain embargo, you get more wonderbread here and Russian people wonder Where's bread? They don't know. Yeah, I don't want you to think that everything is so bad in Russia. No, Siberia is a fun place. Siberia, Siberia has the world's fastest dogs. Because in Siberia, trees are 200 miles apart. You have to be fast and American people also have a wrong impression about Russian girls. Russian girls are pretty they have total legs and nice breasts and nice faces. But then they grow up. Yeah, that's true. They do. Usually to Russian woman at 20 She looks 4040 should look 6060 Don't look. We don't have prostitution, Russian. Russian women have trouble giving it away. You should Yeah. i We had international exhibition in Moscow. It was exhibition of women's underwear. I went there. Just for fun not to buy. And there was sale, the first in French woman and she asked for seven pair of underwear. I didn't speak any French but I kind of explained to her. Why do you need seven pair? She said well, the meanwhile it's Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Everyday is different. I need a different pair. Next was American woman. She has her five pair. I said why do you need patches? I'm wondering why it's Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, but Saturday and Sunday because my husband is home and next was Russian. Next was Russian woman chess for 12 pair. So why don't you well she said What do you mean? Why? It's January well are you a bachelorette party? Are you who is the Are you the one are they saying goodbye to you or what? What are you wearing? From the balloon I don't know either. But I wasn't wanted to tell you they promised generally they promised by year 9090 Everyone in Russia is going to have a car. But your 2000 Gasoline looks good. Yeah, well, I just recently bought my first American car at Yoda. It's a nice car like it brings you problems sometimes like I drove to San Diego two weeks ago. And the white when it says oil it went down. So I said don't have any oil. I have a leak in the car. I stopped by the drugstore and I said what can stop the leak? And they said preparation age. I put it in and it worked. But the tailpipe shrunk and then and then I started stopped by by Camp Pendleton. I have a friend of mine who works there as a spy. I'm just kidding. Got fired. Not sure where it's at 711 as a Twinkie and then it's closer I come to San Diego. The station on my radio change to KGB doesn't know what's KGB? It's Russian Secret Police and it's a station in Sandiaga KGB I turned the radio on and they said it's KGB it's 10 o'clock we know where you are almost crashed into the car in front of me people come to me after the show normal and they say are you really from Russia? After talk for half an hour is this accent? And then they say are you really comedian? See the American people can picture Russian comedian Things are different now. They even run the contest and the best political joke. First prize 20 years. Good joke. We can't tell jokes about politics. We can tell jokes about government who can tell jokes about sex. We don't have sex. I was born by chance. I'm glad to be in this country or sex is for asking By the third lady for second please have some please how about you sir? Yeah, hi oh god, do you know anyone? I'm just saying? No. I'm saying laughing You see, I'm saying the word Yep. And for you it means like Yes. And in Russian. In Russian it means intercourse. That's true, but speaks Russian probably what it means is that I came to America and I was just hearing yep, yep, yep, yep. Yep. Oh, you see, you see in Russia, in Russia, it's different. You see in Russia picture of mother breastfeeding a child is considering dirty pressure when child is over 16. But still, it's kind of I remember I was a little kid, I came to my father and I said, Pop what's hanging between elephant's legs? My father looked at me and he said the tail. The trunk. I said, What else? He said, Hell knows what I came to my mother was the same question. She said, the tail the trunk. I said what else she said what they were supposed to. I said, But my father said hell knows what she said. It's your father has Hell knows what elephant has what's supposed to.

Scott Edwards:

That was Yakov Smirnoff live on stage. And man, it was always a treat to have him at the club. If you weren't aware, he's still doing comedy has his own theatre in Branson, Missouri. He also went on to get a PhD, and travels all over the world sharing his knowledge and his humor. And it's just been a great honor. In fact, there's a terrific interview of Yakov earlier in this podcast series, so be sure to check it out. And he had a very distinctive laugh back in 1980, kind of a hugging laugh. And I mentioned in that because as we get into the Jerry Seinfeld set, you'll hear JACC off in the background laughing. It's hilarious. But these two guys were a terrific team to have in our club. And again, this is in the original room back in 1980. And I think the comedy is just as funny today. And of course, he's famous for his own show Seinfeld, but he's been on lots of TV specials, lots of talk shows. He has his own podcast, his own driving and a cup of coffee, something like that. He's very funny, and was one of the original acts that worked out a lot of his material at laughs unlimited before he went on to fame and fortune. It was always great to work with him. And he's a really nice guy. But let's hear some of his comedy. Ladies and gentlemen, live on my stage from 1980 Jerry Seinfeld. Tonight we have something very special for you. Our handler this our headliner this evening is a very talented young man. He started off in New York. He was with not catching the riots, catch a rising star improv group in New York. And he got his start there. It was doing very well and moved out to Hollywood. played all the major comedy stores out there. You see him on lots of talk shows and he just recently signed the contract. You will see him this fall on ABCs Benson series. It's a big round of applause for Jerry Seinfeld.

Jerry Seinfeld:

Well, good, yeah. We heard enough from you already. Okay. Wow, this is great. Welcome to Sacramento's only comedy showroom. That's we call the showroom. Scott. Are you coming to pick out a comedian? Now? Take that one there. It's like a car showroom. They have them on display and you can mind? We're not on display. Hey, hey, how are you? This is fun. I love comedy. How many of you have heard jokes before? Yeah. You said a little too much to drink up. Okay. So, Security Table three. Please want to take care of that. Yeah. Welcome to what people have been calling it old sack. Old sack. It's kind of a thing. We'd come up with a better name but you think old sack sounds like kind of an old bag old sack. You're writing down Some jokes. That's good. So I'm no out here so I'm trying to catch on. I'm trying to get hit, but I'm not that hit. It took me on one of these waterslide rides last week down in Los Angeles. That's where I'm living. And if you ever been in one of these things, we could climb up to the top and it's like a water slide is a big spiral and you slide down in the water is kind of rushing around. It's kind of like being flushed in a giant toilet is what it felt like I walked out, the guy said, How'd you like the ride? I said, I felt like a piece of shit we're doing some remodeling over here in the back. Pulling up some of those rusty nails. We'll have a finish. Yeah, so I grew up in Massapequa Long Island. Thank you very much. It's a nice place to live. And it's nice. I feel much better being an adult. You can eat what you want. When you're a kid. You have to eat what your parents give you. My mother used to disguise food never works. Look Mom. I know what's living. I don't know how you got to look like Cocoa Puffs you did some good work there. But you didn't get past me. I used to eat a lot of cold cereal. None of those those weird recipes they always having the side of the box culture. Anybody ever get their mother to make cornflakes Cantonese What was that stuff strange ideas they had there. Yeah. So anyway, what are you talking about Benson and hedges. Those are playing cigarettes are not the lights. Some of the Reliant some of them are playing well it's a blend there. Yeah. You don't get those two I like these new light cigarettes the new trend towards light cigarettes because the thinking is advertising wise. It's fine. Take it easy. Smoke bags mocha got smoke 2000 Is life let me give a cigarette a name like deadweight you know that stops your call. Do you know what cigarette is the lowest time cigarette which brand Carlton? Carlton has the lowest I checked into call less time than breathing regular air that's really low. If you don't smoke them you risk lung disease. filters of solid wood about candles any men smoking camels? You got to be pretty tough to smokey camel camel is a very high jaw roughly the equivalent of smoking an actual camel you gotta knock them down roll them up in the papers it's very hard about rallies people always remember Rollins because they had valuable rally coupons with these valuable coupons. They're worthless you can lose a lung trying to get a bed even if you get it you can play your lungs a shot point let's take a break it was gonna be a while back so we get a new birdie come on I like playing games that's kind of funny walking underneath this thing what games are popular here and old SEC bowling bowling popular. I would think so. Huh? No, you know ball I love to ball any bowlers. Yeah, sure. Got their own shoes. Oh, that's a status number there. I hate when you have to pick the ball out of that rack. You know that giant rack they have to find the ball. It's very hard to find one that fits isn't it? It's a very strange hole patterns and some of these balls. I don't think I want to meet the people that can use some of these walls like eight holes and three in a row sometimes weird things. Sometimes there's those giant holes. There's so big those holes I can't even try it out. I bring it back to my seat use it to hold the coax the big or I put it on my head I run down the lane by myself. It was always wanted to come back another returning and pop out the top. How did I do strike? That little plastic? Yeah, bowling, games. Volleyball. He's played that in high school. Volleyball. Volleyball was great had this whole concept of rotate. Remember this idea? Everybody wrote it? Everybody moves around. Everybody plays every position. You play the front and play the back. Sir. It's totally fair. We would have a rotate right into regular society. Millionaires rotate might be a good idea. Millionaires don't like to rotate. See, there's rules to society. You can't just do what you want. You walk out on the street. You want to ask a stranger what time it is. There's certain places on the person's body that you can tap him you can tap somebody on the shoulder that's okay you cannot tap somebody on the face this has already been decided you don't walk up to somebody you don't know go excuse me can you help me out buddy to get some help if you can't do that rules everywhere rules out in the new bank so many rules just to get a checking account start an account at Bank of America down in Hollywood The you know that bank boy everybody's I mentioned Bank of America people thank you thank you wanted to keep that consistent it's bad service isn't it? Is that people say the service it really is bad because I went in there you know these glass partitions they have between you and the teller they don't even have a little hole for you to talk through. I need money I'm hungry service is so they try and give you a little bullshit things to help you think you're getting good service they give you checks with the pictures on them both boats and shit what the hell is that they gave me the sports scenes on the checks you know that where they put the people golfing on the check people skiing having a great time and right now Jax I'm not having a great time.I'd like to see problems and dead people I can look at them and think well he's got a couple of rocks doing better than this poor slob anyway Well, you got the Bank of your club, a big company and they've all got the same systems to keep you down and keep you demoralize when you're trying to get help. Massachusetts every time I call them they put you on hold with the music a lot of companies have this now hold with music you know that one? Where you call up and the music is playing? They put you on hold and they think he's got the music we can leave him on operate left me on there 20 minutes. By the time she came back I couldn't even remember what I wanted. She says can I help you please? I said yeah, I'd like to hear the rest of that Johnny Mathis out got me into it let's hear the other side. I may want to get it like that one keep track of that. Tonight you can show it No, I'm just kidding. Yeah, so what else is happening? Well I've been living I had been going around and we get the marina and you drive. We haven't had a car on here but I like driving that's one of my favorite things to do. I love driving around but you got to watch these intersections these days. You know I mean because every lane in a big intersection now has its own thing and you got to know what's what it's up to you know what I mean? It's like no right turn or you turn left turn left turn only know you turn right turn I like when you pull into the middle lane and it says Left turn okay little personal touch there thing is like it's like the same thing your left turn okay we're not crazy about you making the left it's okay just make it and get it over with I've seen better believe me but they're involved little involvement left turn Okay, I like that I want them to get more involved that sounds like right turn why not I could loosen up a little bit you turn enjoy it make that up know you want to do it and you're thinking you know I do feel like making a up here. I wasn't even going that way you drive a lot of times out here in California drive along here in the middle of the country you could drive and get stuck behind these horse trailers I hate that. Does it have to be designed that way to horse trailer big ass right in my face? What's the story here the horses like it what's happening? They're probably standing in the back talking. You feel a draft bill I'm feeling uncomfortable back down I don't I don't mind telling you. As you drive on I was in Florida worst drivers in the world state of Florida. old guys nice guys. old guys ever drive behind one of these guys whose head just about reaches the window ledge. He's driving along like this just looking in the radio Some of our other stations, he can tell where he is. I don't know how he does it. He's got his left turn signal on. From when he left the house that morning. Leaves it on all day. Because he's making the left eventually raining tomorrow, put the wipers on today. When you're old you gotta prepare. You can't wait. You gotta make life happen we got it. Yeah, I've been traveling. I've seen lots of interesting things. I was in Switzerland. What a country great country I was skiing there. You know, the Swiss tell you about thermal heating, you got to know about how to dress you know? They tell you that 75% of your body heat is actually lost to the top of the head. I have little trouble with this to me. It sounds like you could go skiing naked if you got a good hand that makes sense to you. Watch these weather pushing you gotta watch your weather when you go skiing and they always have weather reports are the same wherever you go in the country. Highs lows fronts things we have no idea what it is. Then they show you the satellite photo my favorite. They show you the earth from 10,000 miles away. Can you tell if you stick a sweater or not from Russia? Is that helped anybody? Cloud mass over Ecuador better put on a thick socks today? I have no idea what that did. You know what I do if I want to know the weather? You don't you watch Romper Room. It's really It's very helpful Romper Room lays it on the line. Yeah. If the Little Willie guy on the wall gets a raincoat I know what's happening. They make it very simple. You know what else about Switzerland? 500 years without a war. This is impressive. Also very lucky for this was on him. I don't know if you've ever seen that little Swiss Army knife. It's not much of a weapon. corkscrews, bottle openers mostly. That's some great picnics. Don't get me wrong. But somebody comes at you. What are you gonna pull out nail clippers? Come on, buddy. Let's go. You get past me the game back. I mean, he's got a spoon.

Scott Edwards:

Ladies and gentlemen, that was Jerry Seinfeld live on my stage in the original banquet room. That laughs unlimited started in back in 1980. Man, it was so much fun to get to work with him over the years. He's a terrific guy and went on to great fame and fortune. Well, that was it. That was our three of the best podcast for this week. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did. I think the comedy is amazing. And the fact that all three of these acts are still performing today just shows their talent and ability all these decades later. Ladies and gentlemen, that has been three of the best. Dana Carvey, Yakov Smirnoff, and Jerry Seinfeld. Thanks for listening. Be sure to tell your family and friends and we'll see you next week for another great show. Bye.

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