Announcer
0:04
This
is
another
episode
of
Stand
Up
Comedy,
your
host
and
MC,
celebrating
40
plus
years
on
the
fringe
of
show
business.
Stories,
interviews,
and
comedy
sets
from
the
famous
and
not
so
famous.
Here's
your
host
and
MC,
Scott
Edwards.
Scott Edwards
0:22
Ladies
and
gentlemen,
welcome
to
another
special
bonus
episode
of
Stand
Up
Comedy
Host
and
MC.
And
this
week,
well,
I'm
waiting
to
hear
any
minute.
Our
good
friend
Bob
Worley
is
on
his
big
August
family
road
trip,
and
we're
getting
tips
about
what
it's
like
doing
a
family
road
trip.
Uh
oh
wait,
there's
the
phone.
Hello?
Hey
Scott.
Hey
Bob,
great
to
hear
from
you.
Where
are
where
are
you
at
so
far
on
your
trip?
Did
you
make
it
to
Big
Sur
or
the
Grand
Canyon?
Fill
us
in,
buddy.
Well,
Scott,
unfortunately
I'm
standing
in
my
driveway.
What?
You
haven't
left
yet?
I
thought
you
were
gonna
get
an
early
start.
SPEAKER_02
1:05
Yeah,
well,
remember
that
number
one
tip
about
packing
up
the
night
before?
Yeah,
well
that
that
didn't
go
so
well.
Don't
do
that.
Why?
What
happened?
Some
hooligan,
Scott.
They
broke
into
my
car
and
took
everything.
Everything
except
for
my
mixed
CD.
Ah,
it's
my
favorite
music
too,
and
I
have
to
say
I'm
a
little
offended
by
that
part.
Well,
that's
I'm
so
sorry
to
hear
that,
Bob.
Scott Edwards
1:26
Yeah,
they
even
took
my
new
tires.
What?
So
what
are
you
gonna
do
now?
Cancel
your
trip?
SPEAKER_02
1:31
Oh
no,
Scott!
No
way,
Jose.
I'm
still
taking
that
trip.
I
will
not
be
deterred.
I
just
need
to
regroup
and
then
hit
the
road
while
I
still
can.
Scott Edwards
1:40
Well,
uh,
okay,
good
luck,
Bob.
Well,
can
you
keep
us
up
to
date?
Sure
thing,
Scott.
Onward!
All
right,
well,
ladies
and
gentlemen,
uh,
thanks.
I'm
sorry
we
didn't
have
much
of
an
update.
Oh,
wait
a
minute.
There's
the
phone
again.
Hello?
SPEAKER_02
1:58
Hey
Scott!
Scott Edwards
2:00
Bob,
what
what's
happening?
We
just
hung
up.
SPEAKER_02
2:02
Yeah,
I
know.
You're
not
gonna
believe
this.
I
just
wanted
to
update
you
on
my
road
trip
plans.
Scott Edwards
2:06
Oh,
all
right.
Last
we
heard,
uh
everything
uh
on
your
car,
all
your
gear
was
stolen.
SPEAKER_02
2:12
Yeah,
yeah,
but
I
got
really
lucky.
I
found
everything
I
needed
at
a
yard
sale
just
down
the
street.
You
know,
if
I
didn't
know
any
better,
I
think
it
was
my
own
stuff.
It
was
everything
that
I
had
packed.
The
kids,
these
kids,
they
said
they
found
the
stuff,
and
so
you
know
what,
I'm
gonna
give
them
a
little
reward.
Heck,
I'm
even
gonna
pay
them
extra.
Scott Edwards
2:28
Uh
well,
I
didn't
think
maybe
these
are
the
ones
that
broke
into
your
car.
Oh
no,
no,
no.
These
are
good
kids.
SPEAKER_02
2:35
You
know,
I
I
got
a
good
judge
of
character,
Scott.
And
I
know
these
kids.
You
know,
we
had
a
break
in
a
few
months
back,
and
they
had
all
their
stuff
at
a
yard
cell
there
too.
These
kids,
I
don't
know
how
they
find
this
stuff.
But
anyways,
I'm
lucky
to
have
such
great
neighbors.
Scott Edwards
2:48
Well,
if
you
say
so.
SPEAKER_02
2:50
Oh,
oh,
on
top
of
that,
they
told
me
they
have
a
friend
who
happens
to
have
the
exact
wheels
and
tires
that
I
need
for
my
bug.
Scott Edwards
2:57
Wow,
now
that
is
a
coincidence.
SPEAKER_02
2:59
Looks
like
I'm
back
in
business,
Scott.
I'm
the
luckiest
guy
I
know.
So
you
know
what?
I'm
gonna
get
up
early
tomorrow,
repack
my
car
then,
and
then
I'm
gonna
hit
the
road.
Scott Edwards
3:09
Well,
then
once
again,
uh
good
luck
with
all
that.
And
how
about
I
give
you
a
call
tomorrow
and
see
if
you
made
it?
Oh
yeah,
I'm
gonna
make
it,
Scott.
Don't
worry
about
that.
Onward.
All
right,
well,
ladies
and
gentlemen,
uh,
we
didn't
get
a
lot
of
information.
I'm
just
glad
that
Bob
was
able
to
get
his
stuff
back.
But
hey,
stay
tuned.
We'll
have
more
from
the
amazing
Worley
Family
Road
Trip
and
a
future
bonus
show.
Thanks
for
listening.
Announcer
3:35
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